CamSoda offers $ 100,000 to Ken Bone to bring us all back to the “bone zone”
It’s no secret Ken Bone was the star of the last presidential debate. In the days that followed, Bone became a real cultural phenomenon. CamSoda wants to extend their 15 minutes by at least an additional 45 minutes, while also filling their bank account.
If you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past few days, Bone is the human embodiment of a hug. His gentle demeanor and timely question regarding energy use and pollution has captivated a nation and now we find ourselves begging for more. CamSoda, an adult entertainment platform for live streaming, knows very well how to give people what they want.
The company sent a letter to Bone asking for a 60-minute live broadcast in exchange for $ 100,000 in cash and 25 disposable cameras. While he doesn’t set any restrictions on what the show entails, he does recommend that Bone take us all to the bony zone to get a taste of what he is. Being an adult webcam site, I really hope Bone Zone isn’t an understatement.
Here is the full letter.
October 10, 2016
Dear Mr. Kenneth Bone,
I hope this letter finds you well. During last night’s debate, you captivated the world with your question about energy, your red sweater and, quite frankly, just being yourself. As Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were particularly distraught that your question did not get the attention it deserved.
That being said, I would like to officially extend an offer for you to participate in a live show broadcast from our platform, CamSoda.com, to our millions of fans. The show may suit your specifics, but we thought you could all take us to the Bone Zone and tell / show us what you are. In return for your participation in a 1 hour live broadcast through our site, we will pay you $ 100,000 and provide you with 25 disposable cameras to use at your disposal. Who knows, maybe you will decide to announce that you are running for president.
And don’t worry, we’re pros at this stuff. CamSoda.com is a leading adult entertainment webcam platform and has a fully functional live cam home where models share their lives with the rest of the world. We recently launched the very first live virtual reality experience with resounding success.
We really appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the opportunity to work together soon. In the meantime, feel free to check CamSoda.com for more details.